ive found one in the wild
"glass of mountain dew" now THATS classy
I’m gonna watch them all
"you cant be sad because i have it worse than you"
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.